suddenly I feel very alone.
what part of fuck off didn’t you understand?
Can’t take back those hours
But I won’t regret
‘Cause you can grow flowers
From where dirt used to be
Matt enthusiastically agreed to couples costumes for Halloween 😁
My top ideas so far:
Fred and Wilma Flintstone
Princess Peach and Mario
Popeye and Olive Oyl
You’re done going around in circles and I’m done being reminded how little I mean to you so it’s time for both of us to move on.
So I’m dyeing my hair pink because why not
I wish I wasn’t breaking up with my boyfriend on the reg
I want flowers just because, love notes when I least expect it, to be taken on romantic dates. I want to feel everyday like we’ve just fallen in love
My sister walled herself into the back seat of the car using all the pillows available then started hollering because someone farted and stunk up her space. The best part of that is that nobody else smelled it so were all pretty sure she farted and trapped the scent in
And this sucks because I’m the one who is hurting
I’m annoyed because he’s still my best friend and I want to talk to him all the time.
Everything reminds me of him.
But on a serious note, why is Alice, the boss of Telemericorp appearing as an Applebee’s chef in a commercial?